07/19/2006
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Well folks there's a ton of jokes out there and since this yer is the internet I will spare you my story tellin' until you come out and see me in person. You just have to be there for it to come out right, if ya get my drift. So any how's I will share some one liners or maybe two with you. Just hope you get a laugh er two causin' the Good Book says laughter is a merry medicine!
Cousin Jaybob
Here's a few things you'd never catch any worth wile " Redneck " sayin':
Of course some folks may think a "Redneck" ain't worth wile anywhoo!
Duct tape won't fix that.
We don't keep firearms in this house. - Yea Right!
Wrasslin's fake. - Shoot them there is fightin' words!
I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy. Must be plum loco!
Who's Richard Petty? fer sure fer sure!
The tires on that truck are too big. I'll leave that one to Foxworthy!
Checkmate. Shucks a Redneck don't even know how to spell Chess!
Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla Who'd say such a thang!
Elvis who? A Redneck might kill ya over the King!
Yer is some true medical definitions that real Rednecks claim!
Fetus is a character on Gun Smoke.
An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
Benign........What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria.....Back door to cafeteria.
CAT Scan....................Searching for the kitty.
Enema..........................Not a friend.
Fester.........................Quicker than someone else.
Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
Urine..............................Opposite of you're out.
Any way I guess ya get the picture there all about 2 quarts low!
Each month I will post more one liners and a few jokes maybe even a story or two so come back and enjoy them and see what I've been up to. Check out my other pages if you would, you will find them to be interesting and you will meet a few of my pals.
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